The Thief of Always
Hey there. My name is Alex. I'm studying theatrical Stage Management and I like reading Kurt Vonnegut and Clive Barker. I'm also a musician.

This is my personal blog, so it'll probably become a cesspool of funny things, literature and theatre things, and some music bits.

You might like it, you might not.

Let's roll the dice, shall we?

BMD.

Rainy Wednesday makes me want to stay in bed.

But MAN, I have to pee…

I’ve got a dinner of whiskey marinated pork chops, corn on the cob, baked beans, and PBR in my tummy, a very pleasant buzz, and Borderlands 2 on the Xbawks.

Hi summer

You know what hasn’t happened in a long time?

TMI Tuesday.

Anyone? Anyone?

Ask away: thief-of-always.tumblr.com/ask

It seems like every time I tell someone about a show I’m watching or just started, pretty much everyone in the world has watched it all the way through about eight times and is so incredibly surprised I haven’t and ‘what are you doing with your life’ and ‘how have you not seen that’

Like, damn man. I’ve got shit to do. Where do y’all get the time to do nothing but watch shows?

Nobody, nothing,

alright.

So I’m about to try my first vegetarian recipe for veggie tacos.

Here goes nothing.

SO I splurged and bought lots of music today.

I picked up the newest Jeff Loomis solo album, since I loved Zero Order Phase and Jeff managed to get Ihsahn to sign guest vocals on one of the new tracks.

While at the record store, I also found Puscifer’s “Donkey Punch the Night” EP for like $11, so I nabbed that as well.

Today’s been a good day.

I’m also playing with the idea of going vegetarian for the hell of it, just to see if I can do it.

Maybe maybe maybe.

It’s practically summer now

Where are all the cute girls with tattoos in sundresses and cowboy boots?

Having lunch at one of my favorite leedle cafes and I see on the coffee menu a drink called an Alphonse Mocha.

Spend ten minutes looking up at it and wracking my brain.

Moment of realization, giggle at joke.

Art humor.