The Thief of Always
Hey there. My name is Alex. I'm studying theatrical Stage Management and I like reading Kurt Vonnegut and Clive Barker. I'm also a musician.

This is my personal blog, so it'll probably become a cesspool of funny things, literature and theatre things, and some music bits.

You might like it, you might not.

Let's roll the dice, shall we?

BMD.

all-she-does-is-stare-at-you:

Third Man’s Most Beautiful (and Rarest) Vinyl Records | Part 2

songforeveryday:

The Raconteurs | Steady As She Goes

Played — 960 times
Trackname — Steady As She Goes
Artist — The Raconteurs
Album — Broken Boy Soldiers
sirgillis:

-“Who says you need to buy a guitar”

sirgillis:

-“Who says you need to buy a guitar”

Jack urges Meg to speak up

  • Jack: All done, Meg.
  • Meg: Sorryiwasntreallyontopofmygametonight...
  • Jack: 'Sorry,' what?
  • Meg: sorryiwasntcompletelyontopofmygame...
  • Jack: 'Sorry I wasn't-' what?
  • Jack: NOBODY CAN HEAR A GODDAMN THING YOU SAY!
  • Meg: alright.
  • Jack: 'SORRY,' WHAT?
  • Meg: ...
  • Jack: Now she won't repeat it! That's the thing - you ask her to say it loud enough, you ask me to repeat it, then she won't repeat it.
  • Meg: So? I can tell that there's two cameras here! *laughs*
  • Jack: When there's cameras on and someone asks you to repeat it, you may--you should even MORESO repeat it!
  • Meg: OKAY!
  • Meg: Sorry I wasn't on my game tonight, Jack!
  • Meg: Alright?
  • Jack: There, NOW we all know what you said. Now, I can disagree with you, you WERE on your game tonight-
  • Meg: No, I wasn't..
  • Jack: -it was a very good show.
  • Meg: Well, thank you, sir.
  • Jack: ...
  • Meg: ...
  • Jack: Quiet people...
  • Meg: I'm going to have a cigarette..
  • Jack: ...Randy Newman said short people got no reason to live? Shiiiit. He must've never met a QUIET person.
  • Meg: ...

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