The Thief of Always
Hey there. My name is Alex. I'm studying theatrical Stage Management and I like reading Kurt Vonnegut and Clive Barker. I'm also a musician.

This is my personal blog, so it'll probably become a cesspool of funny things, literature and theatre things, and some music bits.

You might like it, you might not.

Let's roll the dice, shall we?

BMD.
I’m not really sure what my hair is today.

I’m not really sure what my hair is today.

MORNING, Y’ALL
Breakfast tortillas with peanut butter for the win.

MORNING, Y’ALL

Breakfast tortillas with peanut butter for the win.

Henley week 2k13

Henley week 2k13

That feel when you ask for a ground plan of the theatre your show is transplanting to and you’re pretty damned sure they gave you a crappy warped pdf.
I get that this place is small, but I refuse to believe it’s only 3’4” from plaster to back wall.

That feel when you ask for a ground plan of the theatre your show is transplanting to and you’re pretty damned sure they gave you a crappy warped pdf.

I get that this place is small, but I refuse to believe it’s only 3’4” from plaster to back wall.

NEW TAPEBALL GOLD RECORD OF 184
EAT IT, DRACULA!!!

NEW TAPEBALL GOLD RECORD OF 184

EAT IT, DRACULA!!!

REHEARSAAAAAL
Gloomy Gus! Gloomy Gus! Gloomy Gus!
This show is a lot of fun, it’s so interesting working on a WIP play and being a part of the collaborative process with the director, playwright, and actors.
W00t!

REHEARSAAAAAL

Gloomy Gus! Gloomy Gus! Gloomy Gus!

This show is a lot of fun, it’s so interesting working on a WIP play and being a part of the collaborative process with the director, playwright, and actors.

W00t!

Morning (relatively) pre-show prep.

Checking them channels, cranking some Ahmad Jamal.

MARATHON DAY WOOOO

Morning (relatively) pre-show prep.

Checking them channels, cranking some Ahmad Jamal.

MARATHON DAY WOOOO

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD I FORGOT I OWN A KEURIG COFFEE MACHINE
LET THE INSTANT GRATIFICATION COFFEE PARTY COMMENCE!

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD I FORGOT I OWN A KEURIG COFFEE MACHINE

LET THE INSTANT GRATIFICATION COFFEE PARTY COMMENCE!

So a while ago a friend left a box of matzos at our house.
She’s been over multiple times and hasn’t picked them up, so they’re pretty much fair game.
I happen to be a pretty big fan of peanut butter and jelly on crackers.
Matzos are kind of like big crackers.
I present to you: the biggest goddamn peanut butter and jelly cracker sandwich you’ve ever seen.

So a while ago a friend left a box of matzos at our house.

She’s been over multiple times and hasn’t picked them up, so they’re pretty much fair game.

I happen to be a pretty big fan of peanut butter and jelly on crackers.

Matzos are kind of like big crackers.

I present to you: the biggest goddamn peanut butter and jelly cracker sandwich you’ve ever seen.

WELCOME BACK TO THE BASEMENT
WANNA GO ON A TOUR?!
Why yes, it is finals week. Why yes, I am rendering at 2:30am.
Oh and yes, I do have an exam at 8:00am.
So yeah. That’s cool too.

WELCOME BACK TO THE BASEMENT

WANNA GO ON A TOUR?!

Why yes, it is finals week. Why yes, I am rendering at 2:30am.

Oh and yes, I do have an exam at 8:00am.

So yeah. That’s cool too.