The Thief of Always
Hey there. My name is Alex. I'm studying theatrical Stage Management and I like reading Kurt Vonnegut and Clive Barker. I'm also a musician.

This is my personal blog, so it'll probably become a cesspool of funny things, literature and theatre things, and some music bits.

You might like it, you might not.

Let's roll the dice, shall we?

BMD.
Me too, Kangaroo. Me too.

Me too, Kangaroo. Me too.

Same.

Reblogged from thefrogman, Posted by joshfjelstad.

(Source: joshfjelstad)

twotenandahalf:

palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.

if i miss, it means i’m just another dude with a bow. it means i’ve been fooling myself this whole time.

(Source: lonelyantics)

Reblogged from goldsmall, Posted by seedatart.
seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

It seems like every time I tell someone about a show I’m watching or just started, pretty much everyone in the world has watched it all the way through about eight times and is so incredibly surprised I haven’t and ‘what are you doing with your life’ and ‘how have you not seen that’

Like, damn man. I’ve got shit to do. Where do y’all get the time to do nothing but watch shows?

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

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